Ghettorizing a fork..
Drill a vent hole in bottom bolt to let air out when the fork compresses: Check!
Stuffing old skateboard truck bushings inside the broken rebound damper so it
doesn't go "thunNKK" every time you try to lift the front wheel: Check!
Stuff the 50cm spring inside a old piece of inner tube so it
doesn't clank around inside the fork leg: Check!