Cuts and bruises -

These are the ones that comes to mind..

Five years old, breaking my left arm snow sleighing. - Arm in a cast
First time eating shit on a bike six years old, splitting my chin open - Stitches.
Trying to jump a planter box on bmx - Fractures in my left arm.
Bitten in the face by a dog (a beagle) -Stitches
Chipped two front teeth- Brass ashtray.
Got kung-fu kicked in the chest - Bruised ribs
Cutting my foot open kicking a window - ER
Eating shit skateboarding 1000 times - Having fun
Fractured a toe getting it stuck in a wrestling mat - no tight shoes for 4  weeks
Burned my hand picking up a rocket - Slept with my hand in a bucket of water
Busted lip, twice, fighting - Stitches
Face planted (to the letter;I broke the fall with my face) biking white knuckling the bars - Concussion
Hit by a cab biking - Fucked up my right leg
Glass shard in my tounge fighting - Pulled it out with pliers
Falling of a rock bouldering - Smased my left elbow open, messed up my back.
Rock fell on my ankle preparing a boulder. - Stitches
Tendon injurys in my left hand bouldering - Just fucking painfull
Dislocated clavicle due to lifting to heavy - I have a weird lump on my right shoulder
Eating shit mountainbiking about a 200 times - Not learning anything.
Cutting my thigh with a anglegrinder - stitches

Funny thing about falling of bikes and boards a lot is that you get good at it.
instead of tensing up you get really loose and ragdoll it..

Then it's just the usuall aray of cuts bruises and injurys..

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